7 files changed, 110 insertions, 6 deletions

diff --git a/doc/site/src/adoption.page b/doc/site/src/adoption.page
index b168d61..e8534e8 100644
--- a/doc/site/src/adoption.page
+++ b/doc/site/src/adoption.page
@@ -24,7 +24,7 @@ Mongrel is also a part of the "SUSE Linux Enterprise 10 SDK":http://developer.no
 which I think is the first commercial distro, but I'm sure all the other distros 
 will whine and complain now that I've said that.
 
-It's maintained by Marcus Rückert.
+It's maintained by Marcus Rückert.
 
 
 h2. Alison Rowland
diff --git a/doc/site/src/certified.page b/doc/site/src/certified.page
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..d475b5d
--- /dev/null
+++ b/doc/site/src/certified.page
@@ -0,0 +1,63 @@
+---
+title: Certified
+inMenu: false
+directoryName: Certified
+---
+h1. Get Mongrel Certified!
+
+I'm not one to be overpowered by the great ideas of other open source projects.
+But, the second I smell cash to be had from hapless tools using my software I am THERE!  Once I 
+read "the CakePHP Certification plans":http://www.cakefoundation.org/pages/certification
+I thought, "Holy crap, I could make more money than Don King's ring finger doing that!"
+
+After much deliberation with absolutely nobody, I am proud to announce the 
+official *Mongrel Ultimate Deployment Certified Rails Aptitude Program(tm)(sm)(patent pending)*.
+
+The only certification you need to get that cushy job making developers beg you
+for system administration services while you surf porn instead of doing your 
+real job.  Nothing says "professionalism" more than having MUDCRAP-CE after your
+name.
+
+Start now and even you could append up to *nine* (yes nine!) letters
+after your name and get a guaranteed pay raise or that great job without know *anything*
+other than how to tell other people how to pronounce your particular certification acronym.
+
+Prices are also very high, since your manager knows that the cost of a certification
+program directly relates to its quality.  The more you spend the more you show management
+that you're a team player.  No, a MUDCRAP Team Player!
+
+
+h2. How To Get That Cert!
+
+MUDCRAP certification involves intensive training courses from me (Zed A. Shaw) the creator of Mongrel.
+I am only available at specific conferences and will only teach a select chosen few
+MUDCRAPers per conference.  Each set of courses trains the prospective MUDCRAPer in:
+
+* Defending your job with claims of "security", "scalability", and "capability" 
+just like the Enterprise guys.
+* Inventing performance numbers for fun and profit.  Nothing lies better than complex well crafted
+statistics.  Learn to use them to compete with other people's fake statistics.
+* Using the new OSX virtual desktop features to hide your chosen fetish porn while you work.
+* Inventing your very own security policies to do even less work.  Management has entrusted
+you with managing the systems, and that means you get to set the policies everyone follows.  Use
+this power to make your life easier.
+* Avoiding automating your system administration job so that you always have something to pretend 
+working on.
+* Blaming *developers* for your mistakes.  *EXTRA* This course now covers
+using complex permissioning systems and shared directories to "protect" your servers from 
+the developers while actually only protecting your job.
+* Unlearning everything you probably didn't know about Configuration Management and collaboration.
+Nobody needs you to cooperate when you're the *king of the kingdom*.
+
+And this is just a few of the great lessons awaiting you in these wonderful classes.
+
+h2. Ordering Information
+
+E-mail zedshaw at zedshaw.com to reserve a seat.  The next class is at RubyConf and will
+only seat 10 people.  That's how dedicated I am to the quality of my courses.  You
+will leave my course feeling confident, empowered, and capable enough to avoid learning anything
+ever again for at least 10 years.
+
+Act now to become the first MUDCRAPer!  Seats are filling fast!
+
+
diff --git a/doc/site/src/default.template b/doc/site/src/default.template
index 2f7e88e..388019a 100644
--- a/doc/site/src/default.template
+++ b/doc/site/src/default.template
@@ -46,6 +46,16 @@
           <h4>NEWS</h4>
 
           <dl>
+            <dt>Sep-18-2006</dt>
+            <dd>
+            <h5><a href="{relocatable: news.html}">Mongrel 0.3.13.4 -- Released For Unix</a></h5>
+
+            <p>Lots and lots of fixes over 0.3.13.3 and very heavily tested.  Win32
+            release coming soon. Install from RubyGems like normal (read the news for more).</p>
+            <a href="{relocatable: news.html}" title="Read About It">Read About It</a>
+            <a href="{relocatable: news.html}"><img src="{relocatable: images/li4.gif}" alt="more" /><br /></a></p>
+            </dd>
+
             <dt>Jun-25-2006</dt>
             <dd>
             <h5><a href="{relocatable: news.html}">Mongrel 0.3.13.3 -- Ruby Licensed Release</a></h5>
diff --git a/doc/site/src/docs/apache.page b/doc/site/src/docs/apache.page
index 133065a..5b7042e 100644
--- a/doc/site/src/docs/apache.page
+++ b/doc/site/src/docs/apache.page
@@ -6,7 +6,7 @@ directoryName: Apache
 
 h1. Apache Best Practice Deployment
 
-h3. By Philip Hallstrom and Charles Brian Quinn
+h3. By Charles Brian Quinn
 
 The preferred setup (for now) is to put Mongrel behind an Apache 2.2.3 
 server running mod_proxy_balancer.  Apache is a proven web server, runs 
diff --git a/doc/site/src/docs/index.page b/doc/site/src/docs/index.page
index 347bd8d..8e2a0ff 100644
--- a/doc/site/src/docs/index.page
+++ b/doc/site/src/docs/index.page
@@ -42,7 +42,7 @@ is a *best practice* which means that if you do something different then you'll
 have to do your own research.  Best way to work it is to do the *best practice*
 exactly as described, then try to do something weird from there.
 
-* "Apache":apache.html -- Not written yet.
+* "Apache":apache.html -- The current preferred way to host Mongrel.
 * "Litespeed":litespeed.html -- Another good option, but not open source.
 * "Lighttpd":lighttpd.html -- Using mod_proxy to do a cluster.
 * "Pound":pound.html -- Small scale and dead simple with SSL.
diff --git a/doc/site/src/index.page b/doc/site/src/index.page
index ce40eeb..426532d 100644
--- a/doc/site/src/index.page
+++ b/doc/site/src/index.page
@@ -13,6 +13,7 @@ and "Camping":http://camping.rubyforge.org/files/README.html frameworks.
 
 @You need Ruby 1.8.4 just like the gem says you do.@
 
+
 h2. Getting Started
 
 The easiest way to get started with Mongrel is to install it via RubyGems
@@ -32,7 +33,7 @@ start command.  Use the *mongrel_rails start -h* to see them all.
 h2. Win32 Support
 
 Win32 is fully supported by Mongrel with services and CPU
-affinity support.  You should ready the "Win32 HOWTO":docs/win32.html
+affinity support.  You should read the "Win32 HOWTO":docs/win32.html
 for information on getting started.
 
 The main thing with Win32 support is that there is no *fork* 
diff --git a/doc/site/src/news.page b/doc/site/src/news.page
index 9955196..1aaf16e 100644
--- a/doc/site/src/news.page
+++ b/doc/site/src/news.page
@@ -7,12 +7,42 @@ ordering: 2
 
 h1. Latest News
 
+h2. Sep 18: Finally! 0.3.13.4 Is Official (for Unix)!
+
+Everyone's favorite web server went gold this weekend.  I let it sit for
+a while to make sure all the remaining bugs were out, and people seem to
+be doing really well with the pre-release.  This release only fixes the
+problem of Start, Restart, Stop, and Stats class names clashing with 
+people's Rails models.  Otherwise, if you've been tracking the periodic
+releases then you know what's up.
+
+I'll be posting *win32* releases and a full change log over the next week.
+This release should be very stable and once everyone's actually migrated
+to it and I've worked out any remaining kinks I'll bump the version up
+before working on 0.4.
+
+h3. INSTALLING
+
+As usual you install it using:
+
+ gem install mongrel
+
+And I'm really really sorry about the forty thousand gems that get listed.
+I promise to drive one of the RubyGems guys into a corner until they help
+me clean that mess out.
+
+*Win32* people will be able to upgrade in the next week or so.
+
+h3. CHANGE LOG
+
+Coming soon... it's lots of stuff.
+
 h2. Jun 30: Mongrel 0.3.13.3 -- Ruby Licensed Release
 
 After talking with various people deep inside the Ruby machine, I've decided
 to release Mongrel Ruby licensed as of 0.3.13.3.  This release should make
 quite a few people happy.  It also means that contributors will hopefully
-feel better about their contibutions and people using Mongrel have more freedom.
+feel better about their contributions and people using Mongrel have more freedom.
 
 This release also fixes a problem with the -B option not actually logging 
 object counts.  The object count logging isn't perfect, but some folks use
@@ -69,7 +99,7 @@ This release fixes:
 
 * The -C configure file option was busted because of an errant line move.
 * Adds RedirectHandler thanks to Jonas Pfenniger and a new redirect call to Configurator.
-* Fixes mongrel_servic documentation which was referring to -r instead of -c and -C instead of -u.
+* Fixes mongrel_service documentation which was referring to -r instead of -c and -C instead of -u.
 
 h3. Using RedirectHandler