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diff --git a/doc/site/src/adoption.page b/doc/site/src/adoption.page index b168d61..e8534e8 100644 --- a/doc/site/src/adoption.page +++ b/doc/site/src/adoption.page @@ -24,7 +24,7 @@ Mongrel is also a part of the "SUSE Linux Enterprise 10 SDK":http://developer.no which I think is the first commercial distro, but I'm sure all the other distros will whine and complain now that I've said that. -It's maintained by Marcus Rückert. +It's maintained by Marcus Rückert. h2. Alison Rowland diff --git a/doc/site/src/certified.page b/doc/site/src/certified.page new file mode 100644 index 0000000..d475b5d --- /dev/null +++ b/doc/site/src/certified.page @@ -0,0 +1,63 @@ +--- +title: Certified +inMenu: false +directoryName: Certified +--- +h1. Get Mongrel Certified! + +I'm not one to be overpowered by the great ideas of other open source projects. +But, the second I smell cash to be had from hapless tools using my software I am THERE! Once I +read "the CakePHP Certification plans":http://www.cakefoundation.org/pages/certification +I thought, "Holy crap, I could make more money than Don King's ring finger doing that!" + +After much deliberation with absolutely nobody, I am proud to announce the +official *Mongrel Ultimate Deployment Certified Rails Aptitude Program(tm)(sm)(patent pending)*. + +The only certification you need to get that cushy job making developers beg you +for system administration services while you surf porn instead of doing your +real job. Nothing says "professionalism" more than having MUDCRAP-CE after your +name. + +Start now and even you could append up to *nine* (yes nine!) letters +after your name and get a guaranteed pay raise or that great job without know *anything* +other than how to tell other people how to pronounce your particular certification acronym. + +Prices are also very high, since your manager knows that the cost of a certification +program directly relates to its quality. The more you spend the more you show management +that you're a team player. No, a MUDCRAP Team Player! + + +h2. How To Get That Cert! + +MUDCRAP certification involves intensive training courses from me (Zed A. Shaw) the creator of Mongrel. +I am only available at specific conferences and will only teach a select chosen few +MUDCRAPers per conference. Each set of courses trains the prospective MUDCRAPer in: + +* Defending your job with claims of "security", "scalability", and "capability" +just like the Enterprise guys. +* Inventing performance numbers for fun and profit. Nothing lies better than complex well crafted +statistics. Learn to use them to compete with other people's fake statistics. +* Using the new OSX virtual desktop features to hide your chosen fetish porn while you work. +* Inventing your very own security policies to do even less work. Management has entrusted +you with managing the systems, and that means you get to set the policies everyone follows. Use +this power to make your life easier. +* Avoiding automating your system administration job so that you always have something to pretend +working on. +* Blaming *developers* for your mistakes. *EXTRA* This course now covers +using complex permissioning systems and shared directories to "protect" your servers from +the developers while actually only protecting your job. +* Unlearning everything you probably didn't know about Configuration Management and collaboration. +Nobody needs you to cooperate when you're the *king of the kingdom*. + +And this is just a few of the great lessons awaiting you in these wonderful classes. + +h2. Ordering Information + +E-mail zedshaw at zedshaw.com to reserve a seat. The next class is at RubyConf and will +only seat 10 people. That's how dedicated I am to the quality of my courses. You +will leave my course feeling confident, empowered, and capable enough to avoid learning anything +ever again for at least 10 years. + +Act now to become the first MUDCRAPer! Seats are filling fast! + + diff --git a/doc/site/src/default.template b/doc/site/src/default.template index 2f7e88e..388019a 100644 --- a/doc/site/src/default.template +++ b/doc/site/src/default.template @@ -46,6 +46,16 @@ <h4>NEWS</h4> <dl> + <dt>Sep-18-2006</dt> + <dd> + <h5><a href="{relocatable: news.html}">Mongrel 0.3.13.4 -- Released For Unix</a></h5> + + <p>Lots and lots of fixes over 0.3.13.3 and very heavily tested. Win32 + release coming soon. Install from RubyGems like normal (read the news for more).</p> + <a href="{relocatable: news.html}" title="Read About It">Read About It</a> + <a href="{relocatable: news.html}"><img src="{relocatable: images/li4.gif}" alt="more" /><br /></a></p> + </dd> + <dt>Jun-25-2006</dt> <dd> <h5><a href="{relocatable: news.html}">Mongrel 0.3.13.3 -- Ruby Licensed Release</a></h5> diff --git a/doc/site/src/docs/apache.page b/doc/site/src/docs/apache.page index 133065a..5b7042e 100644 --- a/doc/site/src/docs/apache.page +++ b/doc/site/src/docs/apache.page @@ -6,7 +6,7 @@ directoryName: Apache h1. Apache Best Practice Deployment -h3. By Philip Hallstrom and Charles Brian Quinn +h3. By Charles Brian Quinn The preferred setup (for now) is to put Mongrel behind an Apache 2.2.3 server running mod_proxy_balancer. Apache is a proven web server, runs diff --git a/doc/site/src/docs/index.page b/doc/site/src/docs/index.page index 347bd8d..8e2a0ff 100644 --- a/doc/site/src/docs/index.page +++ b/doc/site/src/docs/index.page @@ -42,7 +42,7 @@ is a *best practice* which means that if you do something different then you'll have to do your own research. Best way to work it is to do the *best practice* exactly as described, then try to do something weird from there. -* "Apache":apache.html -- Not written yet. +* "Apache":apache.html -- The current preferred way to host Mongrel. * "Litespeed":litespeed.html -- Another good option, but not open source. * "Lighttpd":lighttpd.html -- Using mod_proxy to do a cluster. * "Pound":pound.html -- Small scale and dead simple with SSL. diff --git a/doc/site/src/index.page b/doc/site/src/index.page index ce40eeb..426532d 100644 --- a/doc/site/src/index.page +++ b/doc/site/src/index.page @@ -13,6 +13,7 @@ and "Camping":http://camping.rubyforge.org/files/README.html frameworks. @You need Ruby 1.8.4 just like the gem says you do.@ + h2. Getting Started The easiest way to get started with Mongrel is to install it via RubyGems @@ -32,7 +33,7 @@ start command. Use the *mongrel_rails start -h* to see them all. h2. Win32 Support Win32 is fully supported by Mongrel with services and CPU -affinity support. You should ready the "Win32 HOWTO":docs/win32.html +affinity support. You should read the "Win32 HOWTO":docs/win32.html for information on getting started. The main thing with Win32 support is that there is no *fork* diff --git a/doc/site/src/news.page b/doc/site/src/news.page index 9955196..1aaf16e 100644 --- a/doc/site/src/news.page +++ b/doc/site/src/news.page @@ -7,12 +7,42 @@ ordering: 2 h1. Latest News +h2. Sep 18: Finally! 0.3.13.4 Is Official (for Unix)! + +Everyone's favorite web server went gold this weekend. I let it sit for +a while to make sure all the remaining bugs were out, and people seem to +be doing really well with the pre-release. This release only fixes the +problem of Start, Restart, Stop, and Stats class names clashing with +people's Rails models. Otherwise, if you've been tracking the periodic +releases then you know what's up. + +I'll be posting *win32* releases and a full change log over the next week. +This release should be very stable and once everyone's actually migrated +to it and I've worked out any remaining kinks I'll bump the version up +before working on 0.4. + +h3. INSTALLING + +As usual you install it using: + + gem install mongrel + +And I'm really really sorry about the forty thousand gems that get listed. +I promise to drive one of the RubyGems guys into a corner until they help +me clean that mess out. + +*Win32* people will be able to upgrade in the next week or so. + +h3. CHANGE LOG + +Coming soon... it's lots of stuff. + h2. Jun 30: Mongrel 0.3.13.3 -- Ruby Licensed Release After talking with various people deep inside the Ruby machine, I've decided to release Mongrel Ruby licensed as of 0.3.13.3. This release should make quite a few people happy. It also means that contributors will hopefully -feel better about their contibutions and people using Mongrel have more freedom. +feel better about their contributions and people using Mongrel have more freedom. This release also fixes a problem with the -B option not actually logging object counts. The object count logging isn't perfect, but some folks use @@ -69,7 +99,7 @@ This release fixes: * The -C configure file option was busted because of an errant line move. * Adds RedirectHandler thanks to Jonas Pfenniger and a new redirect call to Configurator. -* Fixes mongrel_servic documentation which was referring to -r instead of -c and -C instead of -u. +* Fixes mongrel_service documentation which was referring to -r instead of -c and -C instead of -u. h3. Using RedirectHandler |